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Johnny A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is inJohnny
the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Ms Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While Johnny waited in the outer
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DifferenceWhat is the difference between :- Stress , Tension and Panic ? ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Stress : When your WIFE is pregnant. Tension: When your GirlFriend is pregnant. Panic : When BOTH are pregnant.Difference
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Perfect matchAngela was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a hard time meeting men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper.Perfect match
Angela wrote: "Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is excellent in bed."
Several days went by and she hadn't gotten a single call. Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair w
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